a Welcome to my blog;

kellinsbum:

so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”

(Source: paledreamers)

jojogape:

oomshi:

can girls hide things in their vaginas

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ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”